Kids say the funniest things...

The only thing we have to fear is… BEARS
What goes up… MUST COME DOWN
A bird in the hand… IS A MOUSE
Many hands make… A HEART
Only the strong... CAN FIGHT
Lightening never strikes… ITS ONLY THUNDER THAT BOOMS
Pitter-patter of… MOUSE FEET
Beggars can’t be… COOL
Waist not... YOUR COMPASSION
I’m so hungry I could… EAT A PIG
Like a bat out of… WOOD
There’s a sucker born… IN MY MOUTH
Give me liberty or… ELSE I WILL SUE YOU
You say potayto, I say… POTAUTO
Money is the root of… PLANTS
When in Rome… YOU SIT AND DO NOTHING
Early to bed… LATE IN THE MORNING
Beauty is… A BEAST
He’s treading on… A CORNDOG
Practice makes… PERFECT
Haste makes… BROWNIES
Waste not… THE BROWNIES
A chip off the old… ROAD
A penny saved is… GOOD LUCK
When the cat’s away… THE DOGS STAY
You can lead a horse to water but… THE HORSE MIGHT POOP ON YOU
My love is like… HEAVEN
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask… FOR SOME PEANUTS
A watched pot… IS FULL OF GOLD
Four score and seven years ago,… IT ALL HAPPENED
Too many cooks… CAN MESS UP YOUR FOOD
If at first you don’t succeed… YOU TRY AGAIN
There’s no place like… HOME
A chain is only as strong as… A HORSE
Don’t cry over… SANTA
A fool and his money are… FOOLS GOLD
Two heads are better than… ONE
A journey of a thousand miles… TAKES A LONG TIME
Look before you… THINK
Always a bridesmaid never… A CLOWN
Actions speak louder than… WORDS
It’s like taking candy from… THE BANK (IT HAS SUCKERS)
You can’t teach an old dog… TO SIT DOWN WITHOUT BREAKING HIS BACK
If you can’t stand the heat… GO TO THE SNOW
When it rains it… 'S MUDDY
If you love something… MARRY IT
Half a loaf is better than… A FULL LOAF
Happy as a… CORNDOG
The grass is always greener… WHERE WE ARE
Tie goes to the...LOOSER
Make hay… FOR HORSES
Money doesn’t grow on… TOMATOES
Two wrongs… MAKE ONE DIFFERENCE
Nip it in the… BUTT
Laugh and the world… SPINS
A picture is worth… 1 CENT
April showers bring… MY BIRTHDAY (FROM TAYLOR)
Where there’s a will there’s… A WAY
Better late than… NEVER
You can’t judge a book… BY ITS COVER